The Penalty Box Dancer
Player Valuation: £35m
And people suggest hes still going to be here come the summer...
Please, hes doing his best to get the result, but also to get canned. He wants to get paid to leave, so he can sit around and eat. He knows full well the board will be fuming at suggesting its still a relegation battle at this point, rather than focusing on trying to get into europe. Because if he makes it to europe it makes the board look a little better and gives them hope people will forget how bad this season was.
Of course it does. Imagine after all this we finished 7th. It will be exactly the same position we cheered Koeman for last season. Its very bizarre.
I do think it will take a run of good form to finish there though with any game aside from Lpool and City being games we must take points from.








