2021/22 Salomón Rondón

[Toffeelover]

Did he win a header? He never starting running until the 80th minute. You could hear the crowd getting more and more pissed off with him as the match went on. Didn’t hear one positive thing about him in the street end. Only we could spend the amount we have and end up with a fat cart horse as our 9, regardless of weather he’s first choice or not.

And nmay folk criticise Brands for transfers and who brought this guy in?

 

[Carloblues]

Anyone else remember him doing a stepover at the street end? Had me in stitches that

Phil neville vibes.

 

[Spart]

Playing Rondon alone upfront is like trying to chew a medium rare sirloin without your teeth in.

 

[diggerdestroyer]

You can understand why benitez took the gamble on him because its very similar to Townsend. A former player of his who is reaching the end of their career and is on a free. A player who he could rely on in the past.

Unfortunately while townsend has worked out well this one doesn't seem to. He should be nearing full match fitness by now but looks slow, not sharp in possession and not an improvement on King or tosun really.

King wasn't really given a fair chance by ancelotti but at least he had pace that could stretch teams and cause problems. Its very hard to see what this version of Rondon offers us and Benitez will be the first to know that.

For anyone saying this one's on Benitez. Well in the same breath you can also say the master signing of Townsend is too. Some gambles you win some you lose.

Maybe but One was playing and training in the premier league. One was in china for 2 years.

 

[roy vernon]

With Rondon’s outstanding fitness levels, perhaps, as Richarlison is coming back we can move Rondon into centre mid. You know it makes sense, only player with the fitness and power to step in for Doucoure.?

 

[Wolf8312]

Even Father Jack would have had him in his pocket

Father Jack was their best player, but drank an entire bottle of dreamy sleepy nighty snoozy snooze! Maybe old Rondon's been at that!

 

[Toast]

I’ve heard we’ve asked permission to let Siggurdson play in handcuffs as her can’t be any worse than this fella.

 

[AdamEFC]

I’ve heard we’ve asked permission to let Siggurdson play in handcuffs as her can’t be any worse than this fella.

The bizzie involved in the arrest * would be better than this clown

*allegedly

 

[ToffeeTim]

I saw that his total combined Xg so far from all his appearances is 0.58.

I don't really know what this means, but I don't think it's good.

 

[Toast]

I saw that his total combined Xg so far from all his appearances is 0.58.

I don't really know what this means, but I don't think it's good.

Think that like when a kid sits a test at school and gets a mark for writing their name correctly on the exam paper mate.

 

[Ray Purchase]

His goal scoring ability reminds me of Terry Darracott.

 

[COYBL25]

I saw that his total combined Xg so far from all his appearances is 0.58.

I don't really know what this means, but I don't think it's good.

I know one person who does, this is a job for @TheBigIguana

 

[Tim's tourettes]

I’ve heard we’ve asked permission to let Siggurdson play in handcuffs as her can’t be any worse than this fella.

Keep him far away from the Family Enclosure

 

[Barnfred 55]

Father Jack was their best player, but drank an entire bottle of dreamy sleepy nighty snoozy snooze! Maybe old Rondon's been at that!

Wasn't father Jack in a wheelchair in goal? Been a while since I saw that episode.

 

[Barnfred 55]

I saw that his total combined Xg so far from all his appearances is 0.58.

I don't really know what this means, but I don't think it's good.

Wasn't that an old album by Vangelis. 0.58?