2021/22 Salomón Rondón

[No8Bally]

"Stand on the penalty spot and put yourself about"

 

[Dario Terracotta]

Exactly the type of goal I used to score!

And you say that with raised octaves

 

[bluejohn66]

He's been here a few weeks and NOT injured ??

 

[Armaghtoffee]

No confidence in him at all to lead the line but he may be useful in defending set pieces today against Moyes’ grocks.

 

[Bluebonic]

And you say that with raised octaves

I just blag it that I am doing my Alan Ball impersonation

 

[ForeverBlue92]

This is the day he pipes the haters down.

He's been waiting for this game in front of a packed out Goodison all his life.

 

[nsno-chris]

Hopefully he doesn’t shed a 100 litres of sweat today and can run more than 20 ft the massive tubster

 

[jazzy]

This is the day he pipes the haters down.

He's been waiting for this game in front of a packed out Goodison all his life.

I know he's been both rubbish and anonymous but could have sworn thatI saw his name on the teamsheet when we played Norwich at home.

 

[maccavennie]

Today is the day.

Lean, mean Sally, Ron & Don machine is bagging a goal or 2.

Just a little movement, a flop of the left cheek here, a dribble of blubber there, unnerved the defenders l, create the space, swing one of those tree trunks fella and a goal is coming.

I reckon the international break came at a perfect time for him, he'll have had the chance to have a break and get more fitness work in.

It would be nice if he just shown us a couple of moments where you think "that's decent". Hopefully today will be the day

 

[malcson]

His stats suggest he scores 1 in 3-4 games. He’s made 4 appearances so he is due a goal ?

 

[PhilM]

Hopefully he doesn’t shed a 100 litres of sweat today and can run more than 20 ft the massive tubster

I think purely for scientific reasons, we should administer him with a massive dose of amphetamines and see how he moves around the pitch.

 

[coollino]

His stats suggest he scores 1 in 3-4 games. He’s made 4 appearances so he is due a goal ?

You accidentally put a '-' in the middle of the games

 

[Yarrgh]

Hopefully he doesn’t shed a 100 litres of sweat today and can run more than 20 ft the massive tubster

He still gives me hope that one day I'll get paid thousands a week to play at Goodison.

 

[Yarrgh]

I think purely for scientific reasons, we should administer him with a massive dose of amphetamines and see how he moves around the pitch.

Like a slow but agitated walrus would be my guess.

 

[JLW]

Hopefully he doesn’t shed a 100 litres of sweat today and can run more than 20 ft the massive tubster

I hope we notice him on the pitch and it’s not like we’re playing with 10 men like we have the last 4 games