Match Thread Ruzomberok vs Everton, Thursday 3rd August, 7.45pm

[Tin-Tin]

Least Sigurdsson's first thoughts won't be backwards.

Been a feature tonight, everytime we have taken the ball on the half turn the first instinct is to turn backwards.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Rooneyshambles

 

[johnnydawg68]

 

[Kev The Rat]

One of the worst performances I've ever seen Everton put in a competitive fixture

 

[Bungle]

I like Klaassen, he looks utterly knackered though

 

[Donald Twain]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

 

[Wayno]

Oh my god.

Release Rooney immediately

 

[Kenshin]

Wow. Rooney is Barkley

 

[gonetomorrow]

Go on C-L!

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

DCL has injected some impetus

 

[aglee]

DCL must have some compromising pics of Ronnie on his hard drive.

Hehe - why he gets in ahead of Lookman is beyond me

 

[DanEFC92]

Least we have Davies.

 

[sheedys left foot]

Are you actually counting? I stopped after the first 3 within 3 minutes.

I may have missed a few when I went to change the babies nappy!

 

[Jreverton1]

Rooney's trying too hard...

 

[bag a yoko]

Don't concede here then scrape a few more fetid 1-0s and we can George Graham it all the way to the Champions League