Match Thread Ruzomberok vs Everton, Thursday 3rd August, 7.45pm

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

Sandro doing his best jelavic impression here with all these offsides

 

[Khalekan]

Winston Reid?

Winston sodding Reid?

 

[Jamiednm]

Ross is better than Klaasan, Rooney and Gilfi....

At getting caught in possession, making poor decisions and falling on his arse?

 

[riddick]

Was that...Was that a dive by Baines?

 

[canuckblue]

Let's play a game:

"Things faster than this Everton side"

I'll start. Mark Pembridge

A glacier.

 

[a bell maul]

Imagine being nervous about trying to squeeze through against this lot though

When you're an Evertonian, the most developed muscle in your body is the sphincter

 

[longers]

we play such ugly football under koeman

 

[ProZ]

PLOT TWIST: We overpaid for Sandro.

 

[sageyefc]

Build up so slow

 

[wiggum23]

Zero pace

 

[TheBigIguana]

Don't get why we aren't pressing these

 

[Dunc's elbow]

Missing Ross?

 

[DanEFC92]

Not great this

 

[D410]

Let's play a game:

"Things faster than this Everton side"

I'll start. Mark Pembridge

Inflation

 

[Super Kevin sheedy]

Even our bench are bored