Roundabouts

I sense a covert opportunity for some giggles, you still got that bruce lee outfit? Ninja about and remove the lot?
Mate, I’ve been up since 5.30 this morning, got home about 16.30 from work then had to attend a charity football quiz night tonight and got home about half hour ago … I’m knackered …. But I’m also on call this week so gonna kip on the sofa tonight as I know I couldn’t drag myself outta bed if needed 😂😂
 
Where are the weirdo's? the ones that prowl the streets at night? the degenerates, the criminally insane...

... oh.
Mate they’re standing on top of transit vans driving down the main road….. watch the stink they’ll kick up if the police stop them…. “2 tier country” …. “Freedom of speech”……. No mate, traffic offence, get off the roof of the moving fecking van you gammon pillock
 
Mate they’re standing on top of transit vans driving down the main road….. watch the stink they’ll kick up if the police stop them…. “2 tier country” …. “Freedom of speech”……. No mate, traffic offence, get off the roof of the moving fecking can you gammon pillock
You don't have a bb gun or air gun? A little shove might take them off head first. No danger of any brain-damage is there....
 
Flagshaggers in town where I live are all very proud of themselves this morning after putting up around 250 flags overnight…. Obviously no work to go to today 😂
 

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