2017/18 Ross Barkley

[Azza]

We can’t stand by and allow the nasty mouth breathing minority hijack our club. If they’re allowed to get away with it then they will continue to damage Everton. Time to stand up and get behind the lads. Start by vaulting these angry Barkley hating ferrets.

Don't worry, in 15 years or so he'll be back coaching the U23s... or even a caretaker manager.

 

[chicoazul]

I'm starting to think the much maligned @Kinghowie had some good points

He was a sage bringing us truths but we weren’t ready for his brilliance yet.

We must evolve.

 

[chicoazul]

Don't worry, in 15 years or so he'll be back coaching the U23s... or even a caretaker manager.

Only if he gets dealing now.

 

[davmaher]

Is he still injured? I'm beginning to wonder if there's a Berahino situation going on. He failed a drugs test for recreational drugs but it was kept quiet in line with FA policy and only revealed when he left West Brom.

 

[chicoazul]

Is he still injured? I'm beginning to wonder if there's a Berahino situation going on. He failed a drugs test for recreational drugs but it was kept quiet in line with FA policy and only revealed when he left West Brom.

He isn’t doing beak mate.

 

[Jayhow15]

Is he still injured? I'm beginning to wonder if there's a Berahino situation going on. He failed a drugs test for recreational drugs but it was kept quiet in line with FA policy and only revealed when he left West Brom.

Brilliant.

 

[Jayhow15]

He isn’t doing beak mate.

Steroids. Hench as fook him.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Interesting that the superbloo still hasn't signed a new deal....

He's also had one of the longest hamstring injuries you'll find. Going to be 16-18 weeks....

 

[Furey1878]

I think I would cry with happiness if he was somehow in the team tomorrow.

 

[Walken]

I think I would cry with happiness if he was somehow in the team tomorrow.

Rhino would bench him for not being blue enough

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

He can’t find a pair of shorts big enough for his arse. Expect him to emerge from the dugout sometime in the second half wearing cargo shorts.

 

[billyblue80]

Why? He has never turned up against them before.

We aren't pulling up trees without him are we?Quite the opposite.

 

[Tim's tourettes]

He can’t find a pair of shorts big enough for his arse. Expect him to emerge from the dugout sometime in the second half wearing cargo shorts.

Don't worry mate, Unsy will lend him a pair of his

 

[Armaghtoffee]

We aren't pulling up trees without him are we?Quite the opposite.

Oh believe me, I wish the Prodigal Son would come back and save us.

 

[billyblue80]

Oh believe me, I wish the Prodigal Son would come back and save us.

You just think the injury is a smokescreen and he's off?Saying that he can't move till Jan let's use him.