Ross Barkley

[Prevenger17]

You wrote all those words for me? You're too kind.

You've been knocked clean out mate. Dust yourself off and keep your chin covered next time

 

[zzr45]

You've been knocked clean out mate. Dust yourself off and keep your chin covered next time

Or I have far better things to do with my time than argue with a man who clearly has far more time than me.

 

[Connor]

You wrote all those words for me? You're too kind.

Good to see you climb off the canvas mate.

The date is December 29th 2016. Teresa May is prime minister and Donald Trump is set to become President of the United States.

 

[Prevenger17]

Or I have far better things to do with my time than argue with a man who clearly has far more time than me.

You picked the fight mate. I'd be a bit embarrassed if I were you tbh

 

[Prevenger17]

Teresa May is prime minister and Donald Trump is set to become President of the United States.

Knock me back out

 

[zzr45]

You picked the fight mate. I'd be a bit embarrassed if I were you tbh

Oh yeah so embarrassed mate. Rather be found wearing a pair of suspenders practicing auto erotic asphyxiation by me ma than have this happen. Get a life.

 

[Prevenger17]

Oh yeah so embarrassed mate. Rather be found wearing a pair of suspenders practicing auto erotic asphyxiation by me ma than have this happen. Get a life.

So you accept that you were wrong? That's good mate

 

[d34noj]

Rather be found wearing a pair of suspenders practicing auto erotic asphyxiation by me ma than have this happen.

Brilliant.

 

[Prevenger17]

Brilliant.

It was very good, I have to admit. The boy ain't lying down

 

[Goat]

Actual kip.

 

[Bungle]

found wearing a pair of suspenders practicing auto erotic asphyxiation.

ASL?

 

[hetion]

Or I have far better things to do with my time than argue with a man who clearly has far more time than me.

Off you pop doing your incredibly important things at half 9 in the evening on a Thursday then mate.

 

[Bungle]

You picked the fight mate. I'd be a bit embarrassed if I were you tbh

@zzr45 Probably best not to take advice from a man that has picked fights and been embarrassed multiple times.

 

[Prevenger17]

@zzr45 Probably best not to take advice from a man that has picked fights and been embarrassed multiple times.

Exactly, I'm an expert

 

[zzr45]

Off you pop doing your incredibly important things at half 9 in the evening on a Thursday then mate.

Don't recall saying they were important?

Anyway, if someone's thin skinned enough to, a) find a critique of his writing from a random berk b)register to a forum and c) write something that could be bound as a dissertation in response to said critique then let him have his internet victory.

Evertonmusings you have beaten me on the Internet. I will not DM you. Ever.