Ronalds' magic hat

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

We went down south ..... flashed the cash
Came back with Ronald Koeman
They said.... take that Sammy Lee
Moshiri said Feck You Man

 

[malfosse]

I don't know what they're saying, but I like the tune.

 

[turner]

Why a magic hat? It could easily have been lovely cat or timeshare flat. Much more believable than headgear with supernatural powers. I'm not sure I believe he has any kind of mystical outerwear, if I'm honest.

Although he's just had a hobbit as an assistant, so who knows

 

[andy4efc]

Saint and that don't rhyme, FOR CHRIST SAKE EVERTON.

 

[Connor]

I don't know what they're saying, but I like the tune.

KOE, KOE, KOEMAN

 

[tonyhorne]

His name is Ronald Koeman,
He wears the magic hat,
We offer several million
And he's still not signed, the ungrateful sod!

 

[summerisle]

 

[RFUS]

This is utterly woeful so I'm going to make Koeman / musician puns instead.

The Koeman League
Gary Koeman
Koe Fighters

That is still awful actually. But I had fun. That's what matters at the end of the day.

 

[Yorkie]

I don't know what they're saying, but I like the tune.

That's brilliant!

 

[Gladystweet]

This is utterly woeful so I'm going to make Koeman / musician puns instead.

The Koeman League
Gary Koeman
Koe Fighters

That is still awful actually. But I had fun. That's what matters at the end of the day.

Koeman Eileen??

 

[jcgefc]

Koeman feel the noise.

 

[RFUS]

Koeman Eileen??

Koeman Nature.

 

[malfosse]

That's brilliant!

Thanks mate, it took me all day making that.

I didn't make it ssshhhh

 

[Durham Toffee]

He's more than a Koeman to me...

 

[DanEFC92]

five million pounds, five million pounds Ronnie Koeman. Five million pounds I say. Five million pounds Ronnie Koeman. Playing football the Everton way.