Ronalds' magic hat

[Abertonian]

This is utterly woeful so I'm going to make Koeman / musician puns instead.

The Koeman League
Gary Koeman
Koe Fighters

That is still awful actually. But I had fun. That's what matters at the end of the day.

Koe and the Gang

 

[McMagic]

Koe and the Gang

Yeah, yer right it is awful actually.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

where's the sites resident Belg to give us the words & translation ? @Dutch Toffee

I'm not a singer/songwriter ffs.

Don't think it would translate very well to English tbh.

 

[ToffeeDan]

RK Laaa - he's the leader of the pack!!

 

[BiggyRat]

So you thought that you were big in the South
but you ain't seen nothing
And I don't know why
That you took your time...anymore...so

Koeman, feel the coins
Moshi's got big loins
We get wild, wild, wild
Plaaaastered and tiled

Koeman drop the Kone
Play with Jags & Stones
And our big, bad Rom
Big Bad Rom...

Then you promised them you'd stay down there
And they call that loyal
But I don't know why
You made them cry...boo-hoo...so...

Koeman say goodbye
Watch those blerts all cry
Coz we've cash, cash, cash
That Moshi's gonna splash...So

Koeman all you Blues
He'll be one too
As we fly, fly, fly
Toffee til we die!


*Okay, been a long day...

 

[chrismpw]

Not comfortable with us all turning into Harry Enfield's 'loads-a-money' clones. Lacks class.

 

[Eggs]

....prefer the brown shoes song.

 

[matty1878]

This thread has me peeing my pants with laughter honestly lol lol lol everyone who's commented take a bow for having me in stitches lol

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Not comfortable with us all turning into Harry Enfield's 'loads-a-money' clones. Lacks class.

 

[BlueLlama]

Jesus wept, state of this.

 

[AndyC]

To the tune of Starman...

Ronald Koeman, managing the Blues;
He's got an overcoat, and he doesn't wear brown shoes.

I'll get me coat

 

[Bluebonic]

All aboard, Koeman's iron sledge
All aboard, Koeman's iron sledge,
please don't call me Reg, it's not my name!

With love and apologies to Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians, boss band, head wrecking lyrics!

 

[Paul Rideout]

Seen somewhere else on here, but it's by far my favourite:

we're Koeman's home,
we're Koeman's home,
we're Koeman's,
we are Koeman's home.

 

[jcgefc]

FOOTBALL'S KOEMAN HOME. IT'S KOEMAN HOME.

 

[GraemeS1980]

To the tune of when the saints got marching on

Oh when farhad,
oh when farhad went marching in
He took koeman for 5 million
Oh when farhad went marching in