Ronalds' magic hat

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Farhad had a dream
to build our football team
We had so much money
We gave Big Ronald 5 Mill
He bought us some spliffs,
And out Rom in the stiffssssss
Oh Ronald Koeman
And the Lords of Football
 

I read the news today oh boy,
Ronald Koeman's joined the Everton
And though the fee aint very small
We're going to win it all...

Soon we'll know how many Saints it's going to be to come to Goodison.
He's loves to turn... Us... On...
 
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Why a magic hat? It could easily have been lovely cat or timeshare flat. Much more believable than headgear with supernatural powers. I'm not sure I believe he has any kind of mystical outerwear, if I'm honest.
Have you ever even seen Harry Potter? There's a talking hat in that so it must be true. I've seen it on the telly and everything.
 

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