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Romelu Lukaku

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deipnosophist said:
I imagine Big Rom is now winging his way to LA...eager to play main rapper role in Pogba's hip-hop posse.
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Yeah he's gonna be giving it large isn't he.....

A palatial pad in the Hollywood hills, where he will spend his days wearing basketball shirts, caps at 45 degree tilts, , creating all sorts of hand signs and posing on the bonnets of supercars that he's rented.... throw in the odd video of him and Pogba playing volleyball all oiled up like maverick and iceman in top gun..

He would probably join the 1000's of idiots who have spent the last 6 months on zero carb diets. Steroids and HGH just so they can go and get a photo taken with Wayne Lineker after paying him £500 for a bottle of rotten grapes to spray all over the show... but he can't... too fat.

Gone are the days where footy players go to ayia naps and get lashed up on budweiser and chase anything in a skirt.
 

If United somehow get out of the Lukaku disaster without taking a £40m hit on him they've worked miracles.

£30m + Perisic is an absolute no brainer if true. Although if I were Woodward I'd be looking seriously at a straight swap for Icardi. He had a poor season comparatively but so did Inter overall; he's still a top player.
 
Is Big Rom in USA yet?...is Pogba's 'LA Gangsta Posse' rapping in the Hollywood Hills?...
Boss slotter is Big Rom, but his close ball control needs work...
 
pedro1976 said:
Yeah he's gonna be giving it large isn't he.....

A palatial pad in the Hollywood hills, where he will spend his days wearing basketball shirts, caps at 45 degree tilts, , creating all sorts of hand signs and posing on the bonnets of supercars that he's rented.... throw in the odd video of him and Pogba playing volleyball all oiled up like maverick and iceman in top gun..

He would probably join the 1000's of idiots who have spent the last 6 months on zero carb diets. Steroids and HGH just so they can go and get a photo taken with Wayne Lineker after paying him £500 for a bottle of rotten grapes to spray all over the show... but he can't... too fat.

Gone are the days where footy players go to ayia naps and get lashed up on budweiser and chase anything in a skirt.
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You ok mate? how are you taking the news that another top club wants big Rom?

Shocked they haven't gone for DCL instead?
 

arminisgod said:
You ok mate? how are you taking the news that another top club wants big Rom?

Shocked they haven't gone for DCL instead?
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Big Rom is a superior slotter to Eton Dom. Of course Evertonians see footballers through a royal blue filter and hence many Blues rate Eton Dom higher than Big Rom. Me? I think Big Rom needs to shed a few kilos...but I think he's a better striker than Eton Dom.
Mind you, Big Rom does need to work on his hold-up skills if he wants to become a more complete centre forward.
 
jackyboy said:
Good business by United that. HAHAHAHA
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In strictly football terms United is so badly run, commercially of course is another thing (seems their owners care for that much more). It got me thinking, outside Busby and Ferguson era did United ever had any major success, seems to me that majority of their success came only under those 2 managers
 

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