Revealed....third kit

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Do they come with matching hard hats?

Will one of the players have to carry a sign that says 'STOP' on one side and 'SLOW' on the other?

Will half the team have to stand around leaning on shovels while one player runs up and down for a while?

Will the team stop playing if it starts raining, and say that it's "union regulations"?

Will the team say that the game will start "some time on Friday morning", then turn up on Wednesday afternoon instead?

it's so that they can sneak into sayers or the chippy without attracting attention and go home early
 
Do they come with matching hard hats?

Will one of the players have to carry a sign that says 'STOP' on one side and 'SLOW' on the other?

Will half the team have to stand around leaning on shovels while one player runs up and down for a while?

Will the team stop playing if it starts raining, and say that it's "union regulations"?

Will the team say that the game will start "some time on Friday morning", then turn up on Wednesday afternoon instead?

i thought they did that anyway
 
*Removed for being a useless, curse filled post*
 
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Its serving a purpose. Seems that Everton are finally using their heads. There is a reason why Chelsea and Barca use it, and a reason why Cech has a bright orange kit. Its all in the science.
 
Awesome, a kit that makes us look like council workers!

I'd love to meet the guys who came up with that god damn awful kit and understand what they were thinking.
 
It's nice.

way hey who got out of the right side of the bed today then, did someone wake up with a certain ladies head under the covers:D


it's the euro away kit kj, obviously when ross has been lurkin' on here he's spotted the what the feck are we wearin' at west brom post and then theyve found they cant wear the other kits, although we have both worn home strips before.
i like it tbh and i was gonna get some hi-vis material for the goblet final to make a banner. there were rumours about hi-vis earlier this summer and when on hols i couldve got little reidy a barca one for 10 euro's but didnt cos of the rumours, they had the yellow or orange but it wasnt leaked what colour ours was to be. so i got him the home with messi on, 1 cos he's class, 2 cos bein' a kid he is messy
 
We're going to sub the players out before and after games as car park attendants to make some extra cash
 
Awesome.

The shop selling them here is giving you discounts on Hard Hats if you buy the shirt.

Filed under WTF.
 
Not sold on it at all, but hard to judge from one pic. Really did like the dark dark blue from last year though, but it's no secret that we need more money...

Anyone know where there's any other photos of it?
 
At first I thought it was possibly the worst thing I've ever seen. But it's actually growing on me. (y)

Won't be buying it though cos I've got the home shirt, and being a poor student and all... :P
 
Awesome, a kit that makes us look like council workers!

I'd love to meet the guys who came up with that god damn awful kit and understand what they were thinking.

The post right before yours explains what they are thinking. Agree or disagree but the logic is that it helps your teammates pick out players easier. With these kits Neville could go from 10th to 1st in pass completion and then everyone's heads can explode from sheer confusion.

Its serving a purpose. Seems that Everton are finally using their heads. There is a reason why Chelsea and Barca use it, and a reason why Cech has a bright orange kit. Its all in the science.
 
:rant: rcard :blush: but nothing is as bad as Man Citys 2nd and 3rd kits. I made a thread about it in the AH, the kits this season are awful!
 
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