Do they come with matching hard hats?
Will one of the players have to carry a sign that says 'STOP' on one side and 'SLOW' on the other?
Will half the team have to stand around leaning on shovels while one player runs up and down for a while?
Will the team stop playing if it starts raining, and say that it's "union regulations"?
Will the team say that the game will start "some time on Friday morning", then turn up on Wednesday afternoon instead?
Do they come with matching hard hats?
Will one of the players have to carry a sign that says 'STOP' on one side and 'SLOW' on the other?
Will half the team have to stand around leaning on shovels while one player runs up and down for a while?
Will the team stop playing if it starts raining, and say that it's "union regulations"?
Will the team say that the game will start "some time on Friday morning", then turn up on Wednesday afternoon instead?
It's nice.

It's nice.

Awesome, a kit that makes us look like council workers!
I'd love to meet the guys who came up with that god damn awful kit and understand what they were thinking.
Its serving a purpose. Seems that Everton are finally using their heads. There is a reason why Chelsea and Barca use it, and a reason why Cech has a bright orange kit. Its all in the science.
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