RELAGATION ODDS?

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ive put £1000 on us going down
Dear Mr Norwegian Cow

I am your distantly related cousin from Nigeria. I am also a Prince of royal heritage and my king and father is a friend of the Prince of Phillips. We own a diamond gold mine in a secret place away from governments prying eyes. My pin number on my visa card is temporarily blocked by reactionary forces. Please send £1000 so we may buy digging axes and barrows for wheels and bribing local tribesmen. In exchange, once extracted I will send you a diamond fatter than Allardyce's CV.
 
I don,t know if we will go down but we are showing all the signs of a team who will be in a relegation scrap.
The club brand is going to take an absolute hammering on the global stage while Nero fiddles.
 
I am hating it but we are Championship bound. We are awful. Aging squad mis spent money on transfers we are a team in mega decline. How many times in the first half today we were in each other's way.
 
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