Transfer Rumour Reinier Jesus

[longers]

Come save our midfield Jesus

 

[Del-boy]

No chance this was ever happening, close thread.

 

[Zatara]

Could take over Sigurdssons role faster than expected...

 

[Groucho]

I heard Jesus couldn’t play on Sunday

He was suspended

 

[Billysgingham.]

I heard Jesus couldn’t play on Sunday

He was suspended

I think he would be a bit old now mate seeing as he is over 2000. years old.

 

[Sinski]

I think he would be a bit old now mate seeing as he is over 2000. years old.

He's making a comeback.

 

[Billysgingham.]

He's making a comeback.

oh lord.

 

[tonka1878]

I'm convinced the other lot have Satan on their side so even a little Jesus can't hurt.

 

[Efcjake]

Hope we resurrect this deal

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

No chance this was ever happening, close thread.

You've just nailed it there mate.

 

[kev]

I've been pouring over all these posts and seen so many pointless Jesus puns when his actual name is Reinier.
I reckon he'll go down a storm and fit in well with this shower
but can he do it on a wet wednesday in Stoke?. . . . . . Anyway I hope we'll be seeing the mon soon.

 

[Manx Blue]

The lad comes alive around Easter.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I just



that we get him.

 

[Death]

I've been pouring over all these posts and seen so many pointless Jesus puns when his actual name is Reinier.
I reckon he'll go down a storm and fit in well with this shower
but can he do it on a wet wednesday in Stoke?. . . . . . Anyway I hope we'll be seeing the mon soon.

I don't get it. Like, pouring, storm and shower are biblical in a Noahs arc sense but it's a stretch. Need to step it up kev.

 

[john jako]

Welcome Jesus