Rooney_Tunes
Player Valuation: £50m
What in the world is going on here...Jesus Christ people...This is the thread that keeps on giving. Jesus turned water into wine, and now a transfer rumour into heated religious debates..

What in the world is going on here...Jesus Christ people...This is the thread that keeps on giving. Jesus turned water into wine, and now a transfer rumour into heated religious debates..

He used to have me praying every time I watched himI don't think Anichebe was a prevalent figure in any religious scripture.
Show him what mate?That'll show him
I hate to Reinier parade, but no.Is this on or what?
Please Jesus don't forsake us!I hate to Reinier parade, but no.
What happens when you mess with the Fred.Show him what mate?

If puns were a free kick, this would be a daisy cutter from Michael Keane when you thought Digne and Siggy had both been eyeing up the top corner.I hate to Reinier parade, but no.
a thorny topic.
Well the meek won't inherit the earth will they?Did we turn another cheeky bid in?
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