Transfer Rumour Reinier Jesus

[MACCA75]

Some of you lot are proper weird about DCL

I think weird is expecting him to have a season where he starts scoring goals. Maybe it will be next year..

 

[Glasshalffull]

Some of you lot are proper weird about DCL

Tbf to DCL, I just needed the name of an unpopular player to fit in with what I was going to say. Possibly Sandro would have been a more universally unpopular choice. Sorry Dom.

 

[windymiller]

Ross goes by the name of Ross Barkley. Reinier goes by the name of Reinier. The same as no one has ever called Richarlison "de Andrade" because Richarlison goes by the singular name of Richarlison no one should ever call Reinier "Jesus" because he goes by the single name of Reinier.

I forgot that you were 'murican and don't get jokes. Apologies, I will only ever be 100% literal from now on.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Bet you’re great fun at a party

I knew someone would say this like someone showing up at a party and making a bunch of lame pun jokes would be massive amounts of fun

 

[TheBigIguana]

You appear to be needled.

He'd certainly be the first to burst the balloons.Kurt.

Now this is actually clever. I chuckled a bit. Well played.

 

[larbert toffee]

Now this is actually clever. I chuckled a bit. Well played.

Well played to you as well mate for taking it on the chin, that's exactly as it should be in here and as a bonus you have won today's word of the day wit trifecta, never heard of it before and had to look it up so it was an educational experience as well as a bit of a laugh and no one got hurt in the process

 

[Kurt.]

I knew someone would say this like someone showing up at a party and making a bunch of lame pun jokes would be massive amounts of fun

Calm down fun sponge

 

[Death]

 

[Death]

He doesn't use his Jesus name.

CANCEL ALL PUNS

 

[maccavennie]

Spot on

Jesus the blue nose Reinier had some very shiny boots

 

[Connor]

Oh lord, Jesus

 

[Death]

Spot on

Jesus the blue nose Reinier had some very shiny boots

And if we ever sign him..
He'll score against the Kopite beuts

 

[maccavennie]

And if we ever sign him..
He'll score against the Kopite beuts

Beautiful, I'll be in the garage recording this track and we'll get it all copyrighted and make our millions death

 

[Death]

Beautiful, I'll be in the garage recording this track and we'll get it all copyrighted and make our millions death

Just don't Garfunkel me mac. it's all I ask.

 

[maccavennie]

Just don't Garfunkel me mac. it's all I ask.

The Sounds of Macca
Album title : At Deaths Door