Ray Mears VS Bear Grylls

Lovely national treasure Ray Mears or pee drinking hotel jockey?

  • MEARS, HE'S SOUND

  • GRYLLS, HES GOT A COOLER NAME AND I LOVE THE TASTE OF WEE


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Photo taken by the fraud of his wife - Shara and their dog " Mina " on the way to their island, just off the coast of Abersoch in North Wales.

Would you harpoon the boat and sink all on board ( dog excepted, not her fault ) or give them a friendly wave as you passed by ?.
 
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Photo taken by the fraud of his wife - Shara and their dog " Mina " on the way to their island, just off the coast of Abersoch in North Wales.

Would you harpoon the boat and sink all on board ( dog excepted, not her fault ) or give them a friendly wave as you passed by ?.
I'd tip the boat, harpoon her then adopt the dog.
 
How extreme is this island
Yasee im all for chilling on the beach with ray and having hpmemade bbqs of the local wildlife he has inexplicably delicious recipes for

But then what if say this island is rinka island or some other hellhole
In that case i'd appreciate having gryll's survival tips (body fluid related or not) to fending off the hellspawned komodo dragon/wasp hybrids
 
How extreme is this island
Yasee im all for chilling on the beach with ray and having hpmemade bbqs of the local wildlife he has inexplicably delicious recipes for

But then what if say this island is rinka island or some other hellhole
In that case i'd appreciate having gryll's survival tips (body fluid related or not) to fending off the hellspawned komodo dragon/wasp hybrids
Think more on the timescale of your stay. I'd back Grylls to see me through 48 hours of horror but in a stranded on an uninhabited island situation, and the next boat being ages away... Ray would make a comfy shelter and russle you up a feast - not a centilitre of piss drunk!
 
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