Ray Mears VS Bear Grylls

[Whistlin' Dixie]

SHOWBOATING FRAUD GIVES SELF ENEMA FOR EFFECT (video NSFW)


Bear Grylls is wild, like totally wild. Every time I watch his program he ends up eating [Poor language removed] or sleeping in some dead animal’s carcass. Bear Grylls is the head of the scouts, which I think he totally deserves as he was the youngest Briton to climb everest aged just 23.

So I thought I’d seen it all with Bear, I didn’t think there was anything the guy could do to shock me – turns out I was wrong. In this video of Man Vs Wild Bear Grylls is on a raft in the Pacific ocean (as you are). Bear Grylls has collected some water but obviously can’t drink it because it’s full of bird droppings, so what can he do with it to save himself?

Give himself an enema, of course.

The technique is apparently a way of staying hydrated, so I guess he’s just drinking the water through his arse? How the fvck is that different from drinking it through your mouth? You’re still taking in the bird [Poor language removed] only it’s now going to be mixed with your own [Poor language removed] before it hits your colon. Is there a method to this man’s madness?

Check the shot at 1.05 when he’s got his own ass water in his mouth, priceless!

That's what public school does for ya. They're obsessed with sticking anything up their bottoms, the bad weirdos

 

[Donald Twain]

I hear fat man is playing the Egremont puplic toilets in October

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

Egremont puplic toilets

Best description I've heard for that cesspit - even if you have spelled 'public' wrong

 

[Donald Twain]

Best description I've heard for that cesspit - even if you have spelled 'public' wrong

Ya Nazi

 

[COYBL25]

I hear fat man is playing the Egremont puplic toilets in October

Rumour has it that you were responsible for the very first glory hole to be made in those toilets all those years ago ?

 

[COYBL25]

Ya Nazi

Funny you should mention Nazis as the fraud dines out on the fact that his Grandfather was a Nazi hunter !

 

[Donald Twain]

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Funny you should mention Nazis as the fraud dines out on the fact that his Grandfather was a Nazi hunter !

Hardly mate , although that is something to be proud of surely!

 

[COYBL25]

Hardly mate , although that is something to be proud of surely!

As much as I hate to praise the charlatan, I do agree !

 

[Donald Twain]

Rumour has it that you were responsible for the very first glory hole to be made in those toilets all those years ago ?

Not true that mate and I have no idea where that myth started from !

 

[Yorkie]

Rumour has it that you were responsible for the very first glory hole to be made in those toilets all those years ago ?

Back in those days it was called a gentleman's gentleman triumph entrance.

 

[Yorkie]

Not true that mate and I have no idea where that myth started from !

its written on the wall of that very cubicle..
In your handwriting.

 

[Walken]

As much as I hate to praise the charlatan, I do agree !

he didn't do it himself, though he seems to be claiming the credit, the gigantic fraud

 

[Donald Twain]

he didn't do it himself, though he seems to be claiming the credit, the gigantic fraud

I'm going off you.

 

[RomanReigns]

anyone watch the Island? he picks about 15 people and chucks em on an island for a month and lets them get on with it.

bear grylls does nothing and gets paid a load of wonga to just commentate.

 

[thirdmantackle]

Ray Mears

Gent of a man
Knows more Aboriginals than that other plonker too