Rat face Kopite

[Charles Plastusz]

Hope he brings nick Barmby and Phil neville too

At this rate we'll have em all mate Grahame Rix that Barry whatever you know the schoolboy nonce, Adam Johnson Michael Jackson and the head vampire himself Jimmy Seville as fitness coach

 

[Eggs]

... and we have a future thread sponsor here.

..very nice of you to volunteer yourself, Yarrgh.

 

[Yarrgh]

..very nice of you to volunteer yourself, Yarrgh.

I'm waiting to see how much they will pay out before I could put my name to the Big Fat Scam thread!

 

[davek]

"Give Aldo a bell, I've got that plank Moshiri over a barrel here"

 

[Yarrgh]

"Give Aldo a bell, I've got that plank Moshiri over a barrel here"

Hey boss, Aldo says, "guess who is in the barrel!"

 

[Milkman]

I've dreaded this day my whole adult life. I always felt it would happen. Allardyce I can handle. Sammy f'ing Lee though. What are you trying to do to us, Everton??