Random thoughts

[Fearthainn]

Why do ducks poop so much more than chickens, it doesn't make sense.

 

[summerisle]

Big ginger trannies. It's a new show hosted by Chas and Dave.

Forced to use Google , the paths of understanding are open now

 

[TheFinnFan]

Why do ducks poop so much more than chickens, it doesn't make sense.

they eat more s*** n stuff

 

[Fearthainn]

Also, my 4 year old daughter just asked me who is the man speaking on TV as they're playing football, I told her it's a commentator, he tells people what is happening during the game.

To which she replied "but we can see it".

Fair enough.

 

[blue61]

Why do ducks poop so much more than chickens, it doesn't make sense.

Because people keep stuffing them with white hovis.

 

[Groucho]

I love pasties and casual homosexual activity, but I can't stand bad dancing.

I hate all the massive jerky dance groups.

 

[AlE]

What makes a good song? For some people, 3 or 4 minutes of "music" can make them millionaires. FML

 

[Minimeister]

I often wonder which darts player stinks of BO. There must be one that absolutely stinks but we'll never know.

 

[Cels]

Donald Duck walks around with no pants on, but he always wraps a towel around his waist after having a bath.