Random thoughts

Billy Dean · May 26, 2015

Which is the best monger? Fish, cheese, iron, glass, war, fear, whore, doom? Cheesemonger for me.

Gwlacticos · May 26, 2015

How fat was Fats Waller?.

Walken · May 26, 2015

Billy Dean said:
Which is the best monger? Fish, cheese, iron, glass, war, fear? Cheesemonger for me.

you forgot whores

summerisle · May 26, 2015

glorydaze said:
Does my dog have a name for me?

Billy Dean · May 26, 2015

Walken said:
you forgot whores

Never heard of a whoremonger mate but I'll add it.

Walken · May 26, 2015

Billy Dean said:
Never heard of a whoremonger mate but I'll add it.

fairs fair

AlE · May 27, 2015

Billy Dean said:
Never heard of a whoremonger mate but I'll add it.

P*I*M*P

Titus Bramble · May 27, 2015

What's going through my dog's head while she's doing a massive dump and making eye contact with me.

Cels · May 27, 2015

It's raining

Groucho · May 27, 2015

Titus Bramble said:
What's going through my dog's head while she's doing a massive dump and making eye contact with me.

Probably "I wish he'd stop looking at me. I wonder what's going through his head while he watches me do this"?

Fresh Prince of Belle Val · May 27, 2015

Where do I find the acid to throw in my eyes? After watching the fat gay ginge on BGT I can't risk seeing something that bad again.

summerisle · May 27, 2015

Fresh Prince of Belle Val said:
Where do I find the acid to throw in my eyes? After watching the fat gay ginge on BGT I can't risk seeing something that bad again.

Obviously not being with the zeitgeist, what's BGT ?

Groucho · May 27, 2015

Fresh Prince of Belle Val said:
Where do I find the acid to throw in my eyes? After watching the fat gay ginge on BGT I can't risk seeing something that bad again.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

And here, on the home of Everton, pasties and casual homosexuality....

Anyway, as for BGT and all these dance groups, there's only so many times you can watch somersaults and really fast standing up then crouching down, and then one of them lashing a kid at the end of it.

Fresh Prince of Belle Val · May 27, 2015

summerisle said:
Obviously not being with the zeitgeist, what's BGT ?

Big ginger trannies. It's a new show hosted by Chas and Dave.

Fresh Prince of Belle Val · May 27, 2015

Groucho said:
You say that like it's a bad thing.

And here, on the home of Everton, pasties and casual homosexuality....

Anyway, as for BGT and all these dance groups, there's only so many times you can watch somersaults and really fast standing up then crouching down, and then one of them lashing a kid at the end of it.

I love pasties and casual homosexual activity, but I can't stand bad dancing.