Random thoughts

[Professor Toffee]

Yeah, I suppose.

That means Indians must go out for an English.

Exactly, hope the carrier bags are strong

 

[Professor Toffee]

The earth has 3 moons, The Moon, Alfie Moon and Keith Moon

 

[roydo]

Loads of indian food is european influenced. Like potatos and cauliflowers were imported by europeans. And Vindaloo is actually Portugese, or Spanish.

 

[roydo]

Why have all the best band names been used?

 

[AlE]

Why have all the best band names been used?

Maybe you're just not thinking hard enough

 

[Groucho]

Loads of indian food is european influenced. Like potatos and cauliflowers were imported by europeans. And Vindaloo is actually Portugese, or Spanish.

Vindaloo is indeed Portugese.

It means 'vinegar duck' or something.

Why have all the best band names been used?

I always wanted to start a jazz band called "The Clarinets".

I had no plans to include a clarinet player.

 

[roydo]

Maybe

just not thinking

enough

Good point. they would all be pretty good.

 

[roydo]

It means 'vinegar duck' or something.

Wine and garlic, apparently. Blame Mrs R if not.

 

[Groucho]

Has a crime ever been solved because of Crimewatch?

 

[Bungle]

Has a crime ever been solved because of Crimewatch?

Yes, I called in to complain about my e-fit and sadly they traced the call.

 

[Billy Dean]

What would be worse out being attacked by a shark or an anaconda?

 

[Walken]

What would be worse out being attacked by a shark or an anaconda?

I'd fancy my chances one on one with the shark, if he's got his mates with him it's tricky, but the moral victory would be mine anyway

 

[tonyhorne]

Yeah, I suppose.

That means Indians must go out for an English.

 

[Billy Dean]

I'd fancy my chances one on one with the shark, if he's got his mates with him it's tricky, but the moral victory would be mine anyway

I'd deffo take the shark too I reckon. Get it over with,

 

[glorydaze]

Does my dog have a name for me?