1) Everton are notoriously slow starters, but this season seems (seemed? - West Brom) to be different. Why so, and do you think you can keep it up? Yes we are. Can we keep it up? No. Can we get back on track against the barcodes? Possibly.
2) Which of your new signings are you most looking forward to seeing this season? Mirallas. Potential to be a better version of Michael "Nani" Jackson, and looks sexier than Vellios greased up (for the ladies). Few glimpses of what he can do so far, but I'm looking forward to him hitting his stride.
3) What league position do you expect Everton to finish in this season? Sadly, I'd settle for a UEFA place.
4) Who are your best 3 players? Baines. Fellaini. Jely-one-touch.
5) Who is your worst player (usually in the starting XI - who we could exploit)? Weak at right back to pace and trickery. Have to be combined though, Tony the Shoe doesn't get done by one or the other, generally, but both and he will have trouble.
6) Many Newcastle fans would agree that RB and CB are the positions we need strengthening the most. What are Everton's weak positions? Right side. Right back, right wing (though Mirallas' introduction could change that, I still have nightmares of seeing our shoe-in (excuse pun) right back Seamus playing on the right wing with his head down... or.. even worse, Victor "Oops, I fell over... oops, I fell over again" Anichebe).
7) Newcastle will have to use all the talent in our youth/reserve squads this season. Who are some players to look out for in the future from Everton? Garbutt (Next Bainesy). Duffy (strong CB who reads the game well but can use some distribution improvement, a lot like Jagielka really). Ross Barkley (positive, switches play a lot, likes to play the moneymaker ball like Steven Gerrard, not afraid to have a pop). Hallam Hope (striker) was supposed to be a godsend but hasn't really set the world on fire too much. George Green looks the business but not for a few years yet. I'd like to see Apostolos Vellios get more game time this season, in favour of the aforementioned Anichebe.
8) Which Everton player will cause Newcastle the most problems on Monday night? Fellaini, if he has a good game. Though you should be wary of Jely-one-touch, it's all he needs to do damage.
9) If you could add one current Newcastle player to your team, who would it be and why? Cabaye or Ben Arfa. The latter reminds me of Arteta a bit but seems to struggle for form. The former, despite pushing over a ball boy last season and generally being a bit of a blert, is a great box-to-box midfielder and probably walk into most midfields, maybe barring Man Sh
itty. I'd also love Tim Krul to replace our own tourettes-sufferer and resident baldy. Safe hands indeed.
10) Pardew has a touchline suspension, our captain and RB are out injured, and there is a doubt over Krul in goal. Anything gone wrong for you in the build up that we can cling on to (injuries)? 
Losing Gibbo and his big spud head is a big blow. He is the engine room for us as it were. Like a cross between Makelele and Lee Carsley, with very slightly more hair and a belly the size of both of them combined.
11) Finally, score prediction? I expect a tight one, so I'm going for a Toffees 2-1 victoire
Additional question at the request of another user: Do you have any funny/witty chants or songs going at the moment? Any favourites? We've terrible chants flying about these days.