Nebbiolo
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Just a DD. Have you ever been arrested.
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Just a DD. Have you ever been arrested.
Azzbot
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Clean as a goats arse me mate!
MY arse is far from clean.
Azzbot
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Oh so your the ONLY goat in the world are you?
Well, duh, of course, stupido.
And I havent been arrested in the last 5 years or so. Good boy these days.
And I havent been arrested in the last 5 years or so. Good boy these days.
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Just a few things in my youth.
The last time I got arrested was a farce, was having some trouble with these younger lids, right little ASBOs they where. Always causing murder in MY old street. So 1 day I had enough and had a word, they came and acted the big mans. Anyway, just words exchanged.
So anyway, later on, the Police knock at the door, taking me the station, for kniving 1 of these little lids. I didnt even touch any of them, I didnt have a knife thats for sure. The Police said hes defo been knived and hes blaming me.
So I tell my now ex-missus to ring a mate while im away and get him to have a word with the little cnut and sort it out.
It turned out that this lid had been peeing about at some old house and slipped thru the window and cut himself on some glass sticking out. So my mate gets him down the station to tell the police.
Utter farce, but none of the little lids came in MY street again.
The last time I got arrested was a farce, was having some trouble with these younger lids, right little ASBOs they where. Always causing murder in MY old street. So 1 day I had enough and had a word, they came and acted the big mans. Anyway, just words exchanged.
So anyway, later on, the Police knock at the door, taking me the station, for kniving 1 of these little lids. I didnt even touch any of them, I didnt have a knife thats for sure. The Police said hes defo been knived and hes blaming me.
So I tell my now ex-missus to ring a mate while im away and get him to have a word with the little cnut and sort it out.
It turned out that this lid had been peeing about at some old house and slipped thru the window and cut himself on some glass sticking out. So my mate gets him down the station to tell the police.
Utter farce, but none of the little lids came in MY street again.
1. i hate helping the missus with the gardening
2. i have an addiction to sugar puffs
3. i hate the smoking ban it's a joke, now innocent people who aren't going into shops or pubs are subject to it, even kids!!
4. i would like to be able to do keep ups (73 is my record)
5. my son did his first sh!t in a potty the other day, lovely.
2. i have an addiction to sugar puffs
3. i hate the smoking ban it's a joke, now innocent people who aren't going into shops or pubs are subject to it, even kids!!
4. i would like to be able to do keep ups (73 is my record)
5. my son did his first sh!t in a potty the other day, lovely.
Mutzo Nutzo
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- I've broken my left elbow 3 times (just keep falling on it) now its well knackered
- I'm scared of moths
- I love midget gems especially the ones from M&S
- I have a conviction for ABH from when I was a young scally (deeply ashamed of it)
- I'm scared of moths
- I love midget gems especially the ones from M&S
- I have a conviction for ABH from when I was a young scally (deeply ashamed of it)
Azzbot
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Now, people say you where me.
I LOVE midget gems, I've broke my left elbow, and I'm terrified on moths.
No lie.
Holy moly.
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Mutzo Nutzo
Player Valuation: £70m
Spooky eh...maybe we were seperated at Birth!
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