Cahill's Metatarsal
Player Valuation: £15m
You should use the line "driving rotation only works for league matches, and QF's do not count", then you can get trashed.
I might try the line "If you think there's a chance of me driving to the quarter final of the FA Cup & then not getting absolutely ******* ruined if we qualify for our 1st trip to Wembley in almost 14 years, you really don't know me" instead.
I might offer to pay for the taxis & take the hit instead because the more I'm thinking about staying sober on what could be such a momentus night, the more I'm hating the idea