BREAKING NEWS
There has been a scientific discovery relating to people who have had an asymptomatic coronavirus infection, previously it was thought that these people go on to make a complete recovery but the virus actually lays dormant for a number of weeks before reducing brain capacity and sensible reasoning. The victims then become biased and bitter and lash out at anyone who does not share their view or the organisation they work for.
Please do not try to engage with these people, they are unstable and may be dangerous.
The first outward sign of this condition is a white substance growing from the ears.
Example 1a)
