Crossbar challenge will be next
Project restart discussion.
- Thread starter daza_1973
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Var has been doing a version of this since last August.
And when they come for me, it’s not gonna be ludo and tiddlywinks they’re coming with.
Deulofeumygod
Player Valuation: £40m
But the players have to wear standard trainers not boots so they slip everywhere like the goons at half time.
zzebra
Player Valuation: £6m
lol
Was just going to post to ask what today's mad idea will be.
But seems like it's already out!
lol
Its turning into some bizarre unwritten episode of black mirror - 'When the bubble burst and football died of shame ?' Charlie Brooker take note.
toffee-L
Player Valuation: £20m
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
"Activate the Goodison protocol."
Harryflashman
Player Valuation: £60m
Should be just three boo options and apathetic quiet - on ours got to make the players feel at home.
Disgruntledgoat
Player Valuation: £50m
Need a good old big groan followed by some grumbling too.
MikeH72
Player Valuation: £100m
This option is essential for whenever Tom Davies does anything.
BBC breakfast currently demonising hairdressers for flaunting lockdown protocol, but in the next breath wetting themselves over the potential resumption of the premiership...
#No agendas tho.
#No agendas tho.
John the decorator is called in to the office his boss. "John for the integrity of our decoratoring business, we need to finish the decorating job at number 1892."
John's boss is a bit of an egotistical idiot and simply wants to be able to tick off the job at number of 1892 because then his sales will look better - 19 jobs done!
John reads the remit and the back bedroom needs to be painted red according to his boss, but this is a major problem for John for a number of reasons.
First, the back bedroom can't be painted because the boy, whose room it is, is quite sick, so John decides to paint the other bedroom. "I've got to finish the job!"
He looks in his van and sadly he hasn't got any red paint either, so he decides to use some green paint. "I've got to finish the job! This will do! " he tells himself.
Unfortunately, John then runs out of green paint before he's finished the wall, so John decides that instead of four walls being painted he'd only do three.
"For the integrity of the job, I'll just say three walls is good enough" he says. John has lots of other houses to do, but nothing is as important as number 1892.
He and his colleagues have a job down in Brighton, amongst other places, but they're not really as important as completing the first job at whatever the cost.
John walks back into the office with a smile on his face. "Done boss! I finished number 1892 like you said." He'd done whatever that had to be done to finish it.
The boss glances at the tick-list. Painted red? No. Back bedroom painted? No. All four walls? No. All the other jobs done? No "Hey ho, I can tick 1892 off the list!"
John's boss is a bit of an egotistical idiot and simply wants to be able to tick off the job at number of 1892 because then his sales will look better - 19 jobs done!
John reads the remit and the back bedroom needs to be painted red according to his boss, but this is a major problem for John for a number of reasons.
First, the back bedroom can't be painted because the boy, whose room it is, is quite sick, so John decides to paint the other bedroom. "I've got to finish the job!"
He looks in his van and sadly he hasn't got any red paint either, so he decides to use some green paint. "I've got to finish the job! This will do! " he tells himself.
Unfortunately, John then runs out of green paint before he's finished the wall, so John decides that instead of four walls being painted he'd only do three.
"For the integrity of the job, I'll just say three walls is good enough" he says. John has lots of other houses to do, but nothing is as important as number 1892.
He and his colleagues have a job down in Brighton, amongst other places, but they're not really as important as completing the first job at whatever the cost.
John walks back into the office with a smile on his face. "Done boss! I finished number 1892 like you said." He'd done whatever that had to be done to finish it.
The boss glances at the tick-list. Painted red? No. Back bedroom painted? No. All four walls? No. All the other jobs done? No "Hey ho, I can tick 1892 off the list!"
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