Project restart discussion.

[maccavennie]

lol

That is the absolute greatest worst idea they've come up with so far lol

Honestly, whoever is passing these ideas to journalists are just seeing if the journalists are stupid enough to actually publish it. "I've got an idea, we'll make the players wear strap ons with a big 1 meter dildo attached and if they touch it'll make a noise like operation"

24 hours later, posted in the Daily Mirror "players to wear 2m spears with poisoned tips in new way to keep social distance during 6 minute, 4 quarter matches"

 

[canuckblue]

lol

Will it work from pubs (when they're open)?

 

[The binman chronicles]

lol

I thought April fools was just one day a year. Appears that the PL has inverted this and now the only sensible news will be released on April 1st.

 

[Khalekan]

That is the absolute greatest worst idea they've come up with so far lol

Honestly, whoever is passing these ideas to journalists are just seeing if the journalists are stupid enough to actually publish it. "I've got an idea, we'll make the players wear strap ons with a big 1 meter dildo attached and if they touch it'll make a noise like operation"

24 hours later, posted in the Daily Mirror "players to wear 2m spears with poisoned tips in new way to keep social distance during 6 minute, 4 quarter matches"

It is like April 1st every day in these newspapers now.

 

[MikeH72]

Wouldn't you rather win it than not?

I don’t care either way, it’s not a real match.

 

[MikeH72]

lol

This is by far the funniest thing I’ve heard yet.

 

[Nymzee]

lol

April Fool’s Day has been stretched out a bit this year hasn’t it.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

It's lacking a "teeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn!" option.

 

[TheBigIguana]

Not having a written down procedure for a situation like this means everyone has simply turned to self interest to get what suits them. I don't know if I can see it being worked out.

 

[marsh]

I wonder what silly idea it will be today? VR headsets at home so it's like your in the stadium, Walkie Talkies to communicate crowd noise to individual players!
Find out later today

 

[DanB90]

The mad thing is, some of the suggestions that are being thought up by the officials are more ridiculous than the satirical ones being thought up on here.

 

[Lee Smith]

lol

On the 60 minute mark they put a premium rate telephone number on the screen for us to ring to vote what subs the manager has to make?

 

[anton66]

lol

The rs have been doing this for years. It’s called the bbc and sky who ramp up the speaker volumes for them whilst dubbing down any noise from the away fans.

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

VAR hosted by a random spod in their front room for every game.

Decision pending: Dave is making a cup of tea.

 

[Kurt.]

Set the players up like chess pieces and get the manager to call the moves from the sky studio