Private messages

[chicoazul]

@chicoazul, can I ask where you got the idea for most of these messages? TIA.

Which messages mate?

 

[IrishBlue2022]

I told him to report me and then we had intercourse.

Mikey Fitz not just in name, but in practice too.

 

[PhilM]

Which messages mate?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Dunno what everyone’s problem is. If I was a lass from the other side of the world and joined a football forum full of Middle Aged men with comb overs and saggy tits, of course I’m going to show them my bottom on request

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Back on topic please

 

[Rita_Poon]

Dunno what everyone’s problem is. If I was a lass from the other side of the world and joined a football forum full of Middle Aged men with comb overs and saggy tits, of course I’m going to show them my bottom on request

pfft, request...

 

[verreauxi]

I just realized it was Friday. Of course it is Friday.

 

[Rita_Poon]

I just realized it was Friday. Of course it is Friday.

The Dalai Drama has ensnared you as well huh...

 

[chicoazul]

Can someone f someone rar up now please.

 

[verreauxi]

Can someone f someone rar up now please.

Check your BMs.

 

[heatmeiser]

Thanks to @Moomin I've had messages over the years about how much I want for some boxes of champagne, asked whether I can sort out a matchday dedication message at Goodison Park for someone and a message from a German fella asking for images of the new kit before it's launch.

I did also once get this, the subject of the message speaks for itself.

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What names were you calling him though?

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Dunno what everyone’s problem is. If I was a lass from the other side of the world and joined a football forum full of Middle Aged men with comb overs and saggy tits, of course I’m going to show them my bottom on request

I don't think she had a comb over.

 

[TommyDavo]

Dunno what everyone’s problem is. If I was a lass from the other side of the world and joined a football forum full of Middle Aged men with comb overs and saggy tits, of course I’m going to show them my bottom on request

No use hiding, always alert the authorities once you realise you’ve been scammed

 

[peteblue]

One of the weird exchanges I used to love

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An actual love story……

 

[chicoazul]

SAY IT.