Taifi gorm
Player Valuation: £35m
As if strapon Liz didn't sling it up Phil when he wasn't paying attention and bent over to tie his shoelaces.
Dem Royals are all sex pests. Ask her what ol' grandpappy Prince Albert had named after him.

Oh my god it was in plain sight all this time.
RSI of her wrist from shaking hands was always a dubious story. Should of invested in a sybian machine. Suppose being cheap is how they stay rich.