Press Conference Thread

[Charles Hawtrey]

Is it too much to ask the media team of Everton to fix the audio track so we can hear the questions as well as the answers. I spend time struggling to hear any questions then the first few bits of the answer i am trying to piece together the question. Its not an expensive solution.

 

[maccavennie]

We learned Kenny is injured.

Did you expect him to name tomorrow's 11 and a list of 8 players we hope to sign?

Just seen him in the FF bogs TT and he said the team was

Picko
Colemo
Keano
Zoumo
Dingo
Gueyo
Gomes
Theo
Siggo
Berno
Rico

He said the 8 he was trying to sign was

Zouma
Gomes
Barrios
Son
Ramsey
Some fella known as Gabigol
Some Portuguese fella who plays in Spain
Said we've been offered Lukaku for 50m but turned it down as GOT had said he was a fat overweight waste of space

He then asked me to leave the toilet cubicle so he could finish his crap which was fair enough

 

[AndyC]

Is it too much to ask the media team of Everton to fix the audio track so we can hear the questions as well as the answers. I spend time struggling to hear any questions then the first few bits of the answer i am trying to piece together the question. Its not an expensive solution.

It's a very good point and we have raised this with the club

 

[Nymzee]

Is it too much to ask the media team of Everton to fix the audio track so we can hear the questions as well as the answers. I spend time struggling to hear any questions then the first few bits of the answer i am trying to piece together the question. Its not an expensive solution.

I have to whack the volume on my computer way up.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

It's a very good point and we have raised this with the club

A boom or overhead mic in the middle of the room might help.

 

[jonesey10]

The reporters have a microphone but the twonks have no idea how to use one.

 

[everton1953]

Is it too much to ask the media team of Everton to fix the audio track so we can hear the questions as well as the answers. I spend time struggling to hear any questions then the first few bits of the answer i am trying to piece together the question. Its not an expensive solution.

And I thought it was just me.

 

[deipnosophist]

Just seen him in the FF bogs
Said we've been offered Lukaku for 50m but turned it down as GOT had said he was a fat overweight waste of space

He then asked me to leave the toilet cubicle so he could finish his crap which was fair enough

I'm always amazed at how many people choose to do #2s at work. It should be done at home.

 

[Parker]

I'm always amazed at how many people choose to do #2s at work. It should be done at home.

I prefer to think of it as I'm getting paid to crap when I do it in work. I get nothing for it at home.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

I'm always amazed at how many people choose to do #2s at work. It should be done at home.

Eh? Sometimes it's hard to 'choose' where you go mate... nature can call whenever.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I'm always amazed at how many people choose to do #2s at work. It should be done at home.

never understood people who do #2 at home using their own bogroll resources and stinking the place out. Get into a routine that makes it a work ritual - I hate the weekend or that reason!

 

[deipnosophist]

Eh? Sometimes it's hard to 'choose' where you go mate... nature can call whenever.

Perhaps...but from my research on various diets around the world, the Portuguese tend to go the toilet when they wake up (something to do with the fibre content in their diet). So to hear that Marco waits until he gets to FF before taking a dump, surprises me somewhat.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Perhaps...but from my research on various diets around the world, the Portuguese tend to go the toilet when they wake up (something to do with the fibre content in their diet). So to hear that Marco waits until he gets to FF before taking a dump, surprises me somewhat.

Maybe he has a particularly stinky sphincter and his missus has forbidden the pushers and cutters from being exercised at home?

 

[deipnosophist]

never understood people who do #2 at home using their own bogroll resources and stinking the place out. Get into a routine that makes it a work ritual - I hate the weekend or that reason!

there are some fabulous deals on bogrolls if you buy them in bulk...spread that expense over a household's monthly budget and it shouldn't crimp one's ability to splurge on some air freshener

 

[deipnosophist]

Maybe he has a particularly stinky sphincter and his missus has forbidden the pushers and cutters from being exercised at home?

As usual Charles, you present compelling counter-argument...I will concede to your studied and informed position on this delicate subject