Wow, chrome offered me a translation of all that crap....... something about tyres.
Anyway, seeing as the transfer window is open I can confirm that the whole team has 'done one' after being cacked on by their club, they took 2 of our lads to leave us with 9 for 9-a-side (they now have 15) & as parents got edgie about the fact that if 1 left we were stuffed, 1 did seek out a new team and took the easy option of joining the league & cup winners, this left us with 8.
The rest of us didn't want to be the ones that brought it all to an end for the other lads so had vowed to stick together, and as the club weren't coming up with a solution I took it upon myself to lay the problem firmly at their feet requesting a solution be sought, as no solution of any kind was forthcoming we decided to take the decision to take the 8 remaining lads to the 1 club that they really wouldn't have wanted us to go to, their eyes lit up when we arrived and they have promised the necessary extra players.
1 week on from my eloquent e-mail (parents have admitted they feared the worse when I said I'd sent 1 but have been aghast at how well it was put to them) the clubs committee it seems have not yet pulled their heads out of the sand (or arses) to check if we are still there or not.
They'll get a shock when the lads picture is in the paper next week (or possibly not) in the kit of their main rivals.
The lads were Top Dogs in the Town for their age group last season, they didn't provide any problems for the club so tbh it's a total disgrace the way that they have been treated, they will be hoping to sneak their other team into our league place i.e. up 2 divisions, but I shall be taking it upon myself to see that the league get forwarded details of what has gone on, and with a list of registered players we will be requesting that we step into the vacated place in the league under our new name.
So From Now on we will officially as of today be wearing the kit of Leigh Genesis
Moved the youngest as well which atm means they are stuffed for that team as wont have enough lads, and he was probably their best player.
So bring on the pre-season friendlies and lets get back to destroying kids ego's before hitting the ground running and hopefully having another great season.
Champions League........ Pfft, it's got nwt on U11's ffs.
I'll say now btw that we will get the arl lot in the 1st round of the cup & they better send some officials down cos our lads will be ready to go through them, especially the 2 defectors.