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Biggest bunch of cockstashes around. Why are they incapable of finishing a pint without chanting some inane song and another member of the squad dipping their cock in it or some other twattery?

Will you think less of me if I admit I was in Durham University's Rugby Union team?
 
Writing 'memoires' despite no one knowing who they are, including members of their own family.

Enjoying cruelty to animals and the untermenchen

Tarts in Dior and pearls acting prim and proper despite their predeliction for bukkake parties

Syphilis

Eye twitches and nasal issues

Buying wine for a years salary and leaving it to turn into vinegar

Vulgar jazz and steamboat music
 
You missed Cowes week!
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Honorary seats on company boards.
Funny handshakes.
Anti Semitism.
Scruffily dressed country 'gents'.
Gout.
Annoyingly small yappy dogs.
Annoyingly large yappy dogs.
 
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