Port

[MondayHater]

Cheeky Vimto.

How do you know my nickname?

 

[RufusCat]

Doesn't it give you gout?

Not really. It's a form of arthritis caused by a build up of uric acid crystals in the joints. It is associated sometimes with an unhealthy diet though, so could be made worse by drinking port.

 

[magicjuan]

The taste in your mouth too, it`s like someone has tarred your mouth with stale port.

Port is one of those drinks that you only get truly bladdered on once !

Traditional Christmas dinner drink for me. The old man used to give me and my brother port and lemonade withChristmas dinner, and I alwaus thought I was being treated like an adult.
Until I had kids myself.
I worked out it was to knock us out so him and the old girl could have a breatherfor a couple of hours

 

[goldfinchmule]

Have you ever met my friend, the Bishop of Norwich... ?

He's a good fellow.