Sorry, right back mate.
That's crap that is. He played left back the other day.
STUPID GAME.

Sorry, right back mate.
You need quite a lot by the looks of it.I'm Beg Tets.
Bottom obv.
I need a left back. Is Eboue leftback Dutch?
Can I have him please. Vignal at Birmingham just doesn't cut the cheese.
You need quite a lot by the looks of it.
I have Hreidarsson at my disposal, portsmouth LB, injured but probably up n playing in a week, week and a half.
I propose to you a swap.
Hreidarsson or Gosling, and Kovac (new CM for WH, defo first teamer) for Fellaini.
or straight swap, mascherano for fellaini, theyll play same number of games approx, but masch will be in a team collecting 3 points way more often

Looks like I hold all the cards, Mr I-want-all-the-belgian-players
I will settle for Mascherano and Adebayor for 'The Mo'.
And I'll even throw in some sticky tape and a butter knife.
I'm Beg Tets.
Bottom obv.
I need a left back. Is Eboue leftback Dutch?
Can I have him please. Vignal at Birmingham just doesn't cut the cheese.
I'll give you Insua or Fabio (LB, RB) and Ronald Zubar (CB, RB) for Fellaini?...
Dammit, zubar is [Poor language removed] but insua is good, now i've gotta up the stakes, you tit! (no offence)
Final offer: Mascherano & Kovac
you are
Cant believe you tried to swop Varmannananallamnn for Gallas, im offended.


. I think he will score more than Gallas and I think he already looks a better player. Im not keeping him out of spite. You want him, you give me somebody I want.