Player of the Year

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Gotta be Patterson, hasn't it?! £12m quid, one 45 minute appearance against non-league opposition, never seen again, was about to play 2 months later (or so Frank says), rolls his ankle, needs an op and is out for the season. Brilliant stuff

Still, it's probably more minutes than Dele Alli is likely to get in a blue shirt. Maybe he can get the award? Stick it on the dash in his Rolls Royce, like one of those wobbly hawaiian dancer figurine things?!?...
 
Then again, with our luck, it'll probably go to Dacoure who'll drop it on his foot, break his toes, be out for six months thus leading to Delph getting an emergency contract renewal as not to leave us short in midfield again.
 
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