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I can picture Jelavic wallowing in Misery whilst eating an entire turkey to himself.
Gibson will be downing the Guiness whilst saying **** it, dont need to train for 6 months.
Come to think of it, the poor bloke will probably go hungry if he has to catch the thing first.
Distin will just be eating raw iron to keep him in shape for the christmas period. That man is a machine i tell you!
Knowing jelavic, he'll go to put the dinner in the oven and end up in the washing machine instead.
Jelavic is Croatian so he'll be having fish. Just saying like. There are a lot of bones in carp though.
....or pour a shot and miss the glass. Poor lad, should leave him alone for the next day or so.
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