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I stand behind my curtains and watch all the revellers heading off to their parties behind my twitching fabric.

Then I have a large Baileys and a packet of crisps (ready salted).

I watch a DVD about Mariah Carey's increasing mental illness and then I have a shower.

Sometimes I eat a carrot.
 
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I stand behind my curtains and watch all the revellers heading off to their parties behind my twitching farbric.

Then I have a large Baileys and a packet of crisps (ready salted).

I watch a DVD about Mariah Carey's increasing mental illness and then I have a shower.

Sometimes I eat a carrot.

Genius ! :lol: :lol: :lol: (y)
 
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