Royal
Player Valuation: £10m
Really do think he is a prick of the highest order, bad behaviour all over the show, but he makes us a hell of a lot better as a team. Is it hypocritical to like him when we mock other clubs' love-ins with their bad boys? Just hypothetical...
The difference is that we don't protest his innocence or like that he's a cnut. We like him for his footballing skills and wish he'd behave him ****ing self.
