Phil Neville

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Really good human being.

Mostly rubbish player.

Embarrassment of a captain.

Utter wet wipe of a pundit.

Don't hate him, just really wish he'd shut up and never speak about the club. It would suit everyone if he just pretended he was never here because he means nothing to us and we meant nothing to him.
 
Always thought Phil did a decent job for us but unfortunately he his now a media whore and the part he played in highlighting Niasse's 'dive' is unforgivable in my book and I can no longer take him seriously as a pundit, he is now in slimeball territory with Murphy.
Got there long before that comment. He's consistently shown himself to not care one bit about the club yet the media constantly have to recognize him as someone in our corner because unfortunately he was. Having Neville as the club's main representative in the media sets us back from all the other clubs in terms of public perception.
 
My biggest gripe with moyes, apart from diminishing the club's rep to further his own , turning us into the manc resting home and acting like a teenage girl when fergie seduced him over dinner, was his insistence in playing that mong neville over better players and making some manc passenger our captain. Neville killed any momentum whenever the ball went near him.
That tackle on Ronaldo was decent tho
 
And that's your second mistake I'm afraid - taking the tantrum seriously.

I'm a grown man. Wanting a man I don't know to die isn't a sane thing to do; neither is furiously, seriously ranting on the internet about said man.

I hate to explain the joke but given the circumstance I will... whilst I genuinely didn't rate him as a footballer and even less as a pundit and/or professional anything, as he's just awful, my remarks about him are exaggerated for 'comic effect'.

Like these:
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.97911/page-118#post-5676755
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/mike-walker-v-roberto-martinez.92495/page-5#post-4987703
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/2050.85340/page-3#post-4244468
I don't know Donald Trump, Farage, Gove or Boris Johnson but the sooner the scum are not polluting the planet and safely cremated the better.
 
“Top 10 is a massive achievement for a club like Everton” says the Everton captain.


Swerve.


“The first time John Stones trained with the Everton first team squad I thought he looked like a Manchester United player”.

He was captain of Everton when Stones joined the squad.

Plus he led the pitchfork mob in the persecution of Oumar.
 
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