We could utilise him as a sweeper like
would make up for his physical limitations somewhat
would make up for his physical limitations somewhat
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deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
Hasn't his tan made Capt Jags very handsome...
I reckon we should just not play him.
sweepers were traditionally very good technical footballers, jags is a yard dog
Well I bucked that trend then, as I was a pretty passable sweeper and I'm technically the worst footballer to ever live lol
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
...a more diplomatic way of putting it would be to say that Capt Jags wouldn’t be a traditional-type sweeper.
true, as he's a fat unseasonably tanned trampoline footed jellyfish
deipnosophist
Player Valuation: £80m
lol lol
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Big Fat Sam
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I see Phil is in the press today suggesting he still has a role to play at the club. Angling for a new deal? I give odds of 1/1000 that he's in some sort of ambassadorial/media role with the club within a month of his retirement. Jobs for the lads, as if they aren't rich enough.
GwladysBlue
Player Valuation: £70m
Hope not. Just another loser in our very long list.
hktoffee
Birds of a feather flock together
Seems like the club is willing to look after past players/academy players.
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Big Fat Sam
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The likes of Osman, Jagielka et al really don't need looking after.
Hibbo did it right. P'd right off to France and bought himself a nice fishing lake. Hasn't been seen or heard of since.
evertonarntwe
Player Valuation: £35m
hibbert knows the score, retired and thought to himself how in this earth did I get away with playing for everton for my whole career, i'll get away quick before they get the plod involved for getting robbed
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