Perfect weekend

Status
Not open for further replies.
Everton smash Spurs so comprehensively that Kane and Alli submit early transfer requests as they both want to sign for us. liverpool beat Arsenal 37:0 and while the mutants are crowing about how the title is theirs, a link between Trump and the RS owners devalues them to a net worth of $1 causing LFC to go into liquidation. Oh and Scarlet Johanson decides she wants to rough it with a fat, bald 58 year old and knocks on my door dressed in her Black Widow outfit carrying a large bottle of Smirnoff and a big box of Thorntons chocolates :)

Sorry Scarlet. I'm washing my head tonight.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar Threads

Welcome

Join the Everton conversation today.
Fewer ads, full access, completely free.

🛒 Visit Shop

Support Grand Old Team by checking out our latest Everton gear!
Back
Top