bluestevon
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Bournemouth will grab a draw, the rs will lose, we will Nick a result against spurs, bellew will get sparked out by that utter Muppet.
Everton smash Spurs so comprehensively that Kane and Alli submit early transfer requests as they both want to sign for us. liverpool beat Arsenal 37:0 and while the mutants are crowing about how the title is theirs, a link between Trump and the RS owners devalues them to a net worth of $1 causing LFC to go into liquidation. Oh and Scarlet Johanson decides she wants to rough it with a fat, bald 58 year old and knocks on my door dressed in her Black Widow outfit carrying a large bottle of Smirnoff and a big box of Thorntons chocolates![]()
Perfect weekend for me is often just being alive on Monday...
It would be everyones perfect weekend. In the Evertonian world, it rarely pays to broadcast itSorry but it's not a prediction, just what my perfect weekend would be.


It would be everyones perfect weekend. In the Evertonian world, it rarely pays to broadcast it![]()
A draw will do
Bournemouth will grab a draw, the rs will lose, we will Nick a result against spurs, bellew will get sparked out by that utter Muppet.

Did you have a bet on this mate?Bournemouth will grab a draw, the rs will lose, we will Nick a result against spurs, bellew will get sparked out by that utter Muppet.
Bournemouth will grab a draw, the rs will lose, we will Nick a result against spurs, bellew will get sparked out by that utter Muppet.
Did you have a bet on this mate?
One up, three to go![]()
Well please don't put fiver on us getting a result tomorrow then mateHaha, nah mate, don't bet anymore, just had a decent feeling on all those results, if I'd bet United would have won 12-0
Well please don't put fiver on us getting a result tomorrow then mate![]()
yeah. the only time I do, in a roundabout way, is in the Sky Super 6 and I absolutely hate doing it.Never bet on Everton mate, that's the number one rule, did win a decent bit years ago on correct score and first scorer with the Cantona cup final against the rs though
yeah. the only time I do, in a roundabout way, is in the Sky Super 6 and I absolutely hate doing it.
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