Perfect weekend

[Bluebonic]

Everton smash Spurs so comprehensively that Kane and Alli submit early transfer requests as they both want to sign for us. liverpool beat Arsenal 37:0 and while the mutants are crowing about how the title is theirs, a link between Trump and the RS owners devalues them to a net worth of $1 causing LFC to go into liquidation. Oh and Scarlet Johanson decides she wants to rough it with a fat, bald 58 year old and knocks on my door dressed in her Black Widow outfit carrying a large bottle of Smirnoff and a big box of Thorntons chocolates

 

[Jokerdan]

Everton smash Spurs so comprehensively that Kane and Alli submit early transfer requests as they both want to sign for us. liverpool beat Arsenal 37:0 and while the mutants are crowing about how the title is theirs, a link between Trump and the RS owners devalues them to a net worth of $1 causing LFC to go into liquidation. Oh and Scarlet Johanson decides she wants to rough it with a fat, bald 58 year old and knocks on my door dressed in her Black Widow outfit carrying a large bottle of Smirnoff and a big box of Thorntons chocolates

Stuff the chocolates. I'm on a diet.

 

[Bluebonic]

Stuff the chocolates. I'm on a diet.

Stuff them where mate? I'm not sure Scarlett would be into that kind of thing but ill ask her,

 

[Hong Kong Phooey]

Stuff the chocolates. I'm on a diet.

Me too. Sucks balls don't it!

 

[Jokerdan]

Stuff them where mate? I'm not sure Scarlett would be into that kind of thing but ill ask her,

Reminds me but wasn't there a story years ago about Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithful and a Mars bar...allegedly?

 

[Bluebonic]

Yes, although she always denied it,

 

[Jokerdan]

Yes, although she always denied it,

Yeah - said it was actually a Double Decker!

 

[Ring master]

Man u to get beat
Arsenal and the rs to draw
We beat spurs


Oh year and for bellow to win
Plus a roast dinner on Sunday

expect man utd to win,have feeling liverpool will win,think we will draw at best,think bellew will win myself,oh and having a roast today as not waiting till tomorrow

 

[blue61]

Man u to get beat
Arsenal and the rs to draw
We beat spurs


Oh year and for bellow to win
Plus a roast dinner on Sunday

Thanks for jinxing the weekend mate, these wildly optimistic forecasts usually bite us on the nethers. GOT in it's entirity will hunt you down at 3.30 tomorrow afternoon

 

[Hangleton]

Yeah - said it was actually a Double Decker!

It was Sting and a Marathon.

 

[Jags..class]

Thanks for jinxing the weekend mate, these wildly optimistic forecasts usually bite us on the nethers. GOT in it's entirity will hunt you down at 3.30 tomorrow afternoon

Sorry but it's not a prediction, just what my perfect weekend would be.

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Man u to get beat
Arsenal and the rs to draw
We beat spurs


Oh year and for bellow to win
Plus a roast dinner on Sunday

Sex?

 

[Jags..class]

Sex?

Not this weekend

 

[ArtetaMoney]

Sorry I'm not interested in the U23s so could still be a perfect weekend for me.

Same here mate, stopped following them when they got rid of the beautiful Niasse.

 

[canuckblue]

Perfect weekend for me is often just being alive on Monday...