People who shout "shoooooooot"

[Royal]

That 'Sh1t Gary Neville' chant.

He gets that every week

This. Funny when it comes from teams like Wigan who have less silverware as a club than him as a player.

 

[Allezfan]

This. Funny when it comes from teams like Wigan who have less silverware as a club than him as a player.

Ha. Hitzlsperger, Howard, Distin, Heitinga, Neville, Gibson, Mucha, Fellaini, Pienaar, Jelavic and Naismith have all individually won more trophies as a player then they have as a club.

 

[toffeejack]

lol @ thuck ma baws

Very clever username.. It's flirting dangerously close to suck my balls.. I get it, bravo.

or **** my boss

 

[Chang Elephant]

T*ts or face?

Well done son, Evertonians should always seek guidance from the female sex object at the time in question as to where the deposit should be left !

 

[degsy]

Well done son, Evertonians should always seek guidance from the female sex object at the time in question as to where the deposit should be left !

I agree, a little polite consideration costs nothing.

 

[Tubey]

I agree, a little polite consideration costs nothing.

It costs momentum FFS

 

[degsy]

It costs momentum FFS

not if you're ambidexterous

99
100
* changes hands in mid stroke
101etc

 

[Royal Blue Jersey]

This. Funny when it comes from teams like Wigan who have less silverware as a club than him as a player.

You sound like such a humourless berk

 

[PeterMeter]

You sound like such a humourless berk

Yeah, funny what just a 'Blue Jersey' added to the name can do for your humour-appeal!

 

[Royal]

You sound like such a humourless berk

I post on the same forum as DaveK so I'm not arsed and will carry on.
Fookin hippys

 

[Hayee]

T*ts or face?

not fussed, wherever he wants

 

[degsy]

not fussed, wherever he wants

like I said, a little consideration costs nothing

* tips hat to genuine lady
your servant ma'am

 

[Hayee]

like I said, a little consideration costs nothing

* tips hat to genuine lady
your servant ma'am

i aim to please, no selfish sex here

 

[BlueLlama]

i aim to please, no selfish sex here

Yaay blowies all round

 

[Hayee]

Yaay blowies all round

happy friends
it does help that i give the best blowjobs ever! fact