Whitebootman
Player Valuation: £35m
I'm waiting for Phil Neville to take one. I can just see it, lazy walk up then belts it straight down the middle. The ball bounces back off the bar through the keepers legs and ends up back at Pips feet. After 8 stepovers our hero smacks the ball against the post before heading it in to complete his hat trick. One can only dream.
1. Arteta, in style.
2. The Yak, with guile.
3. Baines, old school.
1. Arteta, in style.
2. The Yak, with guile.
3. Baines, old school.