Paris Olympics 2024

[Moomin]

That torch guy is gonna be Sebastien Foucan isn't it.

The big underwhelming reveal

Neal Maupay

 

[Bungle]

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Jay Slater

 

[navidson]

Has that Dutch sex offender been strung up yet?

Not yet

 

[Jimishorts]

*casually checks what time Emmerdale is starting.

 

[Vintage]

The mysterious torch barer is Leonardo Di Caprio surely

 

[heatmeiser]

Is there anything actually worse than interpretive dance??

Maybe kids with cancer but it's honestly a close call

 

[Bungle]

Just seen Willie McKay has sorted a fly by down the river for the big finish

 

[Vintage]

After livening up a notch

 

[Jamiednm]

I love how the torch genuinely looks like a massive spliff. No wonder Snoop is bearing the torch for USA.

 

[Moomin]

The French might gullitine James Corden last minute to save the day and make it the best opening ceremony ever.

 

[verreauxi]

Remember when that self-righteous millionaire skinny drummer from Metallica admonished us not to pirate his albums so he could remain an intact non-sellout artist or some such.

 

[Jamiednm]

Cant say im any expert on opening olympic ceremonies but the industrial revolution show of 2012 pisses all over this. By a long long way.

That was truly epic from start to finish.

 

[summerisle]

Let's cut to the chase.

 

[verreauxi]

Looking forward to the Rimbaud segment.

 

[Vintage]

The French might gullitine James Corden last minute to save the day and make it the best opening ceremony ever.