Oumar Niasse

[KUEFC09U2]

Leroy fer syndrome

 

[Professor Toffee]

Oh aye, been in the city less than 24 hours and already at the clinic. Give this one a miss I say.

Depot Penicillin

 

[Blues Harp]

Ha Ha ha just brilliant Everton....we'll go with what we haven't got lollol

 

[Professor Toffee]

Imagine he failed a medical though.

A lad that's never been injured in his life and he fails a medical at Everton.

We probably include sniffles and chesty coughs as fails
Where's the Benylin money Bill

 

[Professor Toffee]

Leroy fer syndrome

That's a nasty dose

 

[Exeter Gently]

Funny watching people wetting the bed over the possibility of us signing someone from up until this week they had never heard of.

 

[BlueToff]

Ha Ha ha just brilliant Everton....we'll go with what we haven't got lollol

Stop knee jerking. Nobody on Twitter knows anything... or on here for that matter

 

[By god I'm blue]

From BBC

Want to know more about Everton target Oumar Niasse? Here's a nice tale...

Former Reading and Senegal player Ibrahima Sonko has revealed he paid for the plane ticket for Niasse to get his big break in Europe.

Sonko spotted the 25-year-old back in Senegal and paid all his expenses to sign for his club at the time, Turkish Super Lig side Akhisarspor. He then went on to move to Russia.

"I saw Oumar play for the Under-23 Senegal team. He was so fast, up and down the pitch even though he was playing up front," Sonko told BBC World Service.

"I went back to Turkey and had a word with my manager. He said to me "it's your call, we don't know the boy". I said listen I'm so sure, I'll pay for everything and if he signs the only thing I ask for you is you pay me back for his ticket."

"England was his dream, he works his socks off on the pitch. He's not an individual player, he's always thinking about the team," said Sonko of Niasse.

 

[Mekias]

Unprecedented move. Niassa is being split in 3 parts (legs, torso, head). Everton get the legs for 10 million. Just plop Osman on Niassa's legs and we'll have a good footballer.

Probably other non-footballing advantages for ol' Osman as well.

 

[Blues Harp]

Stop knee jerking. Nobody on Twitter knows anything... or on here for that matter

Kneejerking???? no lad just speculating are you Davek in disguise?

 

[Professor Toffee]

Unprecedented move. Niassa is being split in 3 parts (legs, torso, head). Everton get the legs for 10 million. Just plop Osman on Niassa's legs and we'll have a good footballer.

Probably other significant advantages for ol' Osman as well.

Don't forget Pienaar's brain

 

[BlueToff]

Kneejerking???? no lad just speculating are you Davek in disguise?

No i'm not.

 

[MrGrumpy]

Ppl post on twitter were buying someone and no one believes them, someone claims the deals off on twitter and everyone believes them

Everton that

 

[billytoffee]

He's just nipped out to Nandos for some scran and to the hotel for a wash before the big reveal later on!!

 

[Exeter Gently]

Ppl post on twitter were buying someone and no one believes them, someone claims the deals off on twitter and everyone believes them

Everton that

nods