Oumar Niasse

[Brendan Janus]

Dubbed as clumsy

We're in for a treat

Serginho mark II !

 

[bluerobert]

We then go onto booting a cows carcass... if he can't do that, he's finished.

You say boot but I take it you mean punch like Rockys training in Paulies meat fridge

 

[chazzle_dazzle]

You say boot but I take it you mean punch like Rockys training in Paulies meat fridge

Yeah, but imagine the carcass on the floor - we aren't signing boxers, we had to think on our feet to change it up - would have owed Rocky millions to copy directly.

 

[Blue Cheese]

Never heard of him until today so can't offer any judgement, I trust our scouting network overall but russian imports don't do too well over here do they.

 

[Nymzee]

Anyone see the tweet earlier: "Niasse is a medical away from signing for Everton too. No doubts he'll pass it as he's never been injured in his career."

Well that's a hamstring gone in his first 10 mins.

 

[bluerobert]

Yeah, but imagine the carcass on the floor - we aren't signing boxers, we had to think on our feet to change it up - would have owed Rocky millions to copy directly.

Haha, to be honest I think we've made a massive clanger here. The lad was already in Russia. We should have just put him on a flight to Siberia and he could have done Rockys montage scene as the medical. Lifting a sack of rocks above his head on a rope. Bailing on some dodgy KGB chumps hired to follow him and who could forget lifting a cart above his head while Some fat Italian American chills and eat peanuts in it

 

[TheAlmightyFloater]

Anyone see the tweet earlier: "Niasse is a medical away from signing for Everton too. No doubts he'll pass it as he's never been injured in his career."

Well that's a hamstring gone in his first 10 mins.

Guaranteed.

Like strikers who haven't scored yet scoring against us.

 

[Norwegian Cow]

Good job he wasn't around for the Carlisle game then. Donkey brained crackas.

there was ONE guy. every club has some jerks.. we do too.

 

[hetion]

there was ONE guy. every club has some jerks.. we do too.

I thought that was such a shame considering all the rest of their fans were so class with clapping Ross, and the good relations between the two clubs leading up to the came. Definitely one to write off as 'one or two bells'.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Is Niasse pronounced Naisy?

 

[KUEFC09U2]

Is Niasse pronounced Naisy?

"knee-ass"

 

[matty1878]

Is Niasse pronounced Naisy?

Nayyyyyy lol

 

[Eggs]

I saw the words "tenacious" and "work rate" and that was enough to put him over with me

Get him in an Everton shirt

.....re sign Straq then.

 

[gaino92]

Will be calling him Naisy. This will allow us to always keep our favourite albino messi in our hearts

Is Niasse pronounced Naisy?

Pulled this out a while ago mate!!

 

[Goat]

At least he isnt Jargemenko.

Made up we aint signing that utter fraud.