Oumar Niasse

[COYBL25]

He looks like he would quite happily murder your whole family and then eat them in one sitting.

Welcome to the club

He's got quite nice nipples for a man too

 

[Tubey]

<nipples removed by staff>

 

[admirschleck]

[Poor language removed] yes. Finally some positives for us.

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[billytoffee]

hope he can play on the left, and he seems to be an upgrade on Kone as well

Stephen Hawking would be an upgrade on Kone.

 

[sageyefc]

EVERTON HAPPENED TO ME THOMAS.

Knife him lad, ill give you an alibi

 

[davek]

4.5 year deal.

 

[ijjysmith]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Eric Djemba-Djemba]

@Lowste
It would be pretty funny though

 

[COYBL25]

Expecting something else.

Watch this space.

A goal keeper would be nice

 

[banno]

We may concede 3 goals in nearly every game but now have a better chance of scoring 4 or 5. Seriously, hope he is a good player. Heard he is a grafter so that's 70% of the crowd on his side already.

 

[MrGrumpy]

Not eligible for Newcastle - will be paraded on the pitch on Wednesday - but should be eligible for Stoke on Saturday.

He signed before 12 midday Tuesday, he can play

 

[Encoder]

yes this is all great and everything but WHERE IS CONTRACT MAN

 

[bluerobert]

Expecting something else.

Watch this space.

One to be excited over?

 

[tommye]

EVERTON HAPPENED TO ME THOMAS.

*sighs, remembers happy times skipping through fields of daffodils